We invite you to become a Charter Member of the Happy Hedonist® Club & SAVE MONEY every time you come to a dance, memberships are available here

HH® PARTIES are at Sweet Cheeks Bar & Grill in Mississauga, at 1195 Meyerside Drive, 3 lights North of Hwy#401. Map to Sweet Cheeks

NEW! Dark & Deviant Fridays at HH:

• Friday July 13th ~ Dark & Deviant Dance for Couples & Singles.
The theme is: Friday The 13th

• Friday July 20th ~ Dark & Deviant Dance for Couples & Singles.
The theme is: Tight Pants

Saturday's Parties Bare until you dare. Wear undies so hot that you can see right thru. Try our dance pole to strut your stuff . You can really show them off during The Ladies Only Dance. If you're not sure what to wear.....Less is best at HH® we rub more than shoulders.

•Saturday July 14th ~ Bare Essentials . Open to M/F Couples & Limited Select Singles.

•Saturday July 21st ~ See thru Undies. Open to M/F Couples, Chatters & Limited Select Singles.
•Saturday July 21st ~ Sunset & Moonlight Cruise. Open to M/F Couples & Limited Select singles. Advance reservations for this party. more...

Invite Yourself...
RendezVous Condo Parties

Summer 2007 Delights
Reserve NOW!

Thursday July 12th,
Wednesday July 25th

Advance reservations &
prepayments are essential.

Because of the popularity of our mid-week private parties, Rendez-Vous Condo parties happen on a Thursday & a Wednesday each month. These private on-premise parties with Happy Hedonist® add a whole new level of fun. Your hosts are Big T & Frenchie Lu. The guests are M/F Couples & very select Singles who enjoy more erotic pleasures. Nothing is expected except to have fun & show respect towards one another. A drink, a dance & much more if you wish. Reserve now for Thursday July 12th,
Wednesday July 25th.

With all of our private on-premise parties you may extend your playtime with an adventure mid-week that starts at 8:30 pm. & ends at 12:30 am. The atmosphere is both exciting & safe. Couples & single ladies are encouraged to make your reservations early. Single gentlemen need to be pre-approved. The mix of couples will determine the number of single men. We take special requests from couples.

4 Ways to book Our Private Parties:
1. In person at our dance at Sweet Cheeks (a week in advance)
2. By Direct Banking at any TD Bank. click here for details
3. By phone: 416-944-9221 or
Toll-Free in Ontario 1-800-414-3570
4. On-line here

For more info call (see above) OR email party@happyhedonist.com

We accept: Amex-Visa

For a review of a previous
on-premise party click here>

For those of you that have never been & want to know what it's like, read what Mr. Wilderness has to say...

The last Wilderness show was hot from start to finish - the Bar was sizzling and there was lots of action around the room!

"A Night In The Wilderness is held on the last Sat of every month with a lot of help from our fabulous care team...You can expect to be welcomed at the door from one of our amazing host couples and the lovely Lana, where you will be given a Hedonists only discount card from our sponsor, Lovecraft..."

"We then, spend the evening flirting
with the crowd...We do this by running contests, giving away free prizes, seducing our sexy swingers on the microphone and getting them so worked up that they can't keep their hands off of each other, or anyone else...Mrs Wilderness sheds clothing as the club gets darker and sexier until she is down to her unmentionables...The long, hard dancer's poll gets it's hottest workout of the month and DJ Chris Kaos mixes the music, with an edgier sound than most nights ...And our youthful and outgoing crowd is quite likely to end up witnessing one of our pool table parties!! Mrs Wilderness once described it as the waves on the ocean at night. "

And somehow we manage to make all of this happen subliminally...
We'll turn you on and you won't even know how we did it!! Wink, Wink.