Happy Hedonist eNews: January 4th, 2009

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If you wanna have a lot of fun on the week-ends ... come on out to Sweet Cheeks Bar. They come from far to party at Sweet Cheeks Bar. The HH brand of fun is addictive.

Save you money AT THE DOOR! A basic membership saves you half price on admission. A VIP membership saves you the full price on admission.
Membership to HH has it's privileges - YOU go straight in while others sign-up and sign-in!

We all know .... membership has it's privileges so why not enjoy the Benefits? You don't have to be a member to be a part of the weekend dance fun but you'll enjoy it alot more if you are! Memberships are available here


HOT HH® Parties - More than female oriented at Sweet Cheeks Bar & Grill in Mississauga, at 1195 Meyerside Drive, 3 lights North of Hwy#401
Map to Sweet Cheeks


Happy Hedonist
patron.
"I have a lot of friends!

Friday December 25th ~ Closed - Happy Holidays!

Friday January 1st ~ Dark & Deviant Dance Party - #1 for 2010!

Saturday December 26th ~ Sexy Boots Party~ Skin tight with a short skirt!

Sunday December 27th - Sexy Sunday ~ It's a great way to extend your week-end fun over the holiday season because Monday is a Holiday!

Saturday January 2nd ~ PM Nipple Play - Flaunt your cleavage so the fellas know what you mean!

Thursday, Dec. 31st.
HH®
Annual New Years Eve

What to expect at Sweet Cheeks Bar

1. Sweet Cheeks smells good 2. The food is good and free at midnight, 3. Our velvet rope keeps the single men in line. 4. SC has in fact become an on-premise club. 5. Happy Hedonist delivers a FULL, FUN adult dance evening. 6. The Care team really cares.


Chatters on-line meet at Sweet Cheeks Bar Chatters are a group of people that have met & continue to meet on line in the HH video chat room. here



Many of them get together at Sweet Cheeks the last Friday, and the first Saturday of every month. It's a great way to get to know a swell group of Hedonists.


 



Advance reservations &
prepayments are essential.

Two Venues for
Rendez-Vous
On-Premise Parties


Happy Hedonist® & T-Lu Couples & 3-Somes Party

All M/F, F/M/F, M/F/M, are welcome at these on-premise private parties. Erotic & exciting in a comfortable setting. Perfect for couples that want to play with other couples & their toys.

Reserve now
Thursday March 11th

Happy Hedonist® & T-Lu
Gang Bang Orgy

Come experience a Gang Bang in a very comfortable & safe environment. Your pleasure comes first at HH. Expect an edgy vibe. Big T will make sure that each man is specially selected.

Next night is
Thursday january 14th

Your on-premise Happy Hedonists Hosts Big T & Frenchie Lu, known as T-Lu, are the best part of your party. They have the unique ability to cater to your every whim in a style & manner that makes you feel so comfortable. They run these parties like a fine Hotel.They have all the amenities that a woman dreams about. You'll be greeted specially & you'll be treated with respect.

If you want to be introduced to
T-Lu, they usually hang out at Sweet Cheeks Bar after midnight on the week-ends.
For a review of a previous party click here

With all of our private on-premise parties you may extend your playtime with an adventure Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday for playing that starts at 8:30 pm. & ends at 12:30 am. The atmosphere is both exciting & safe to encourage threesomes, foursomes, or moresomes. Couples & single ladies are encouraged to make their reservations early. Single gentlemen need to be pre-approved.

Parties take place every second Thursday.

4 Ways to book:
1. In person at our dance at Sweet Cheeks (a week in advance)
2. By Direct Banking at any TD Bank.
click here for details
3. By phone: 416-944-9221 or
Toll-Free in Ontario 1-800-414-3570
4. On-line here

For more info call (see above) OR email party@happyhedonist.com

We accept: Amex-Visa


HH® How it works:
Happy Hedonists® stages events for people who like meeting people with pleasure & sex in mind. The atmosphere is both exciting & safe. Your hosts are professionally trained & they vary.
Click here to discover more.

At Sweet Cheeks Bar you'll have fun & connect with others because it's friendly. It's a melting pot for swingers, voyeurs & exhibitionists every Friday & Saturday night and some Sundays. So, if you haven't been, you might want to give yourself a special treat.

What's Happening at HH® !? There's more to do at Sweet Cheeks Bar - always busy, always sexy, always fun.

HH® mailing list & eNews archives. To add someone go here

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Social Responsibility for 2009
Our support towards Charity will be an important part of our objectives in 2009. In 2007 & 2008 our charity coat check was so successful that it will be continued in 2009. That ability to allow oneself to love others is the road to healing the world. Charity expresses an act of giving, and is a road that we as a company strongly believe in. Our parties will support food drives, charity coat checks & a general open attitude to help drive the message both on our web site as well as at our week-end parties. We thank all of you, especially the team leaders for making it happen & everyone else for your support.


I heard it said, "You might be a swinger if every time you hear the words 'Sweet and Cheeks' used closely together you get so hot because you know what it represents."

 

What's On at HH®?
Sweet Cheeks bar filled with swingers every Friday & Saturday night. Sunday too, when Monday is a Holiday!

We're not just female oriented.
But we are absolutely The Show!

Comfort for Ladies
Respectful men are welcome & there is a strict code of behavior& dress. Happy Hedonist Hosts will make your visit extra special.

A member couple wrote this about Sweet Cheeks " It's more like Cheers with nudity. Everybody knows your name (and just a little more)."

Ladies Only Dances
The ladies are so Real & Sexy that the crowd of voyeurs can't believe their good fortune.

What is so special about Sweet Cheeks Bar?
At Sweet Cheeks Bar you'll have fun & connect with others because it's friendly. It's a melting pot for swingers, voyeurs & exhibitionists every Friday & Saturday night. So, if you haven't been, you might want to give yourself a special treat.


They come from far to party
at Sweet Cheeks Bar
~ The HH brand of fun is addictive. ~

A premium New Years Eve Party with all the trimmings. So give yourself a treat & come out to our month of non-stop partying with a crowd that oozes sex and likes to play. Sweet Cheeks is getting a make over, you know what I mean, a lift of the spirits, hairdo and all. Come enjoy the new upgrades, all for your added pleasure for New Year's Eve, Dec. 31st. Reserve your spot at the premium party. At Happy Hedonist we make New Years Eve worth remembering.

"Ontario's ONLY adult dance club
every Friday & Saturday."
An HH®
party oozes sex - featuring diversity with sex in mind. At HH® "You are the audience AND You Are the Show!" Everyone is welcome!

Premium New Years Party.
A cocktail party, candle light dinner with linen & table service, midnight toast & a buffet followed by a hot & heavy party till 3am. Thursday Dec. 31st. Say goodbye to 2009 & say hello to 2010 with a crowd that knows how to let their hair & more down. The Happy Hedonist New Year's party continues on Friday, January 1 and Saturday, January 2. Click here for More Information & to Reserve

That Morning After feeling
Remember the feeling just after spending lots of money at a fancy
New Years Party & having a flat time to boot. Happy Hedonist has a
reputation of delivering just the opposite. You won't have to rob the bank
& you'll get a whole lot of hot fun.

HH® Annual New Years Eve
Thursday, Dec. 31st.


HH® Party, Party, SUNDAY, December 27th Because Monday is a holiday Sexy Sundays at Sweet Cheeks!
9pm 'till 2am
Sunday-When-Monday-Is-A-Holiday-Dances Come & check us out - open to men & women of all sexual persuasions. Special Sundays with special admission. Couples $25, Single men $25, Single female $10 members are half price*. Just show up & pay at the door. No advance reservations required.

Sexy Sundays Reveiws

"SUNDAY night was busy and the people that came knew exactly what they came for." May 17th, 2009 party

"It was a blast on Sunday." May 17th., 2009 party

"Well I believe that the Sunday dance at Sweet Cheeks was a resounding success. There was so much action going on, I couldn't decide what to watch ... Well needless to say the pool table was a little busy, especially with me on one corner screaming!! Next thing we knew, the club was closing down (damn ... where does the time go) and we had to leave. Was Sunday a success? I can guarantee you that it was. Thanks Dave & Ruthy for a great great evening"
April 12th., 2009 party

Happy Hedonist Adult dances plus Adult play every weekend details: Couples are swarming to the back of Sweet Cheeks since the addition of the velour rope. This private play area is for couples. Single men need to be invited by a couple to gain entrance. Come see what all the fuss is about. And of course you know that at Happy Hedonist you always have fun. If you haven't been lately, be sure to work up an appetite because we provide a complimentary midnight snack buffet every Friday & Saturday night. There's more to come before the end of the year. The very first party with the complete upgrade will be New Years Eve. So you can imagine that we will pull out all the stops for you at this premium New Years Eve party. For full details click here:

As 'prettyplease' said Dec. 14th, 2009 "All of us agreed that SC is by far the wildest and most fun of all the clubs in the GTA." This is the thread titled ... The ever changing Lifestyle scene click for the whole review

Hi! We at JACK N JILLZ THRILLS would like to offer all our
Happy Hedonist member a Christmas special.

We will be offering 15% off our site prices and FREE delivery to Sweet Cheeks (only) every weekend till Christmas. We will also gift wrap each item for your loved one free of charge or you can have it in it's original pkg. If you wish to have a personal basket made we will add all items that you have chosen from www.jacknjillzthrills.com and make you a nice basket taylored to your desire. Basket prices will be 30% off all items chosen from www.jacknjillzthrills.com if there are 4 or more items in a basket. For payment options you can simply pay via CC on site with discount code we give you or pay in person at Sweet Cheeks when you pick them up.

Thanks, Jack N Jillz Thrills
Your HAPPY HEDONIST Sponsor

Down n' Dirty at Sweet Cheeks Bar
We get down & dirty at happy Hedonist. Heavy foreplay, a dance floor that is hot with lots of people & one well used pool table after midnight. No showers & towels, just good ole fashioned fall into the hay kind of play. Save your money & spend your time on having fun at Happy Hedonist each & every week-end.

We are a sexy dance club with on-premise play after midnight. Our crowd is diverse in every way from culture, race, social background, age, appearance ..... the only thing everyone has in common is that they have "sex in mind." The dance floor is hot & often becomes a group grope. The pool table has been seen to accommodate ladies in lust. Try us & you'll likely become addicted. First Time Single Male, more..

For Your Added Pleasure HH® hosts Couples & 3-Somes On-Premise Parties.
"We call them Rendez-Vous Condo Parties" What makes a condo party special? These private parties are intimate, discrete, & comfortable. Erotic & exciting in a comfortable setting.Our hosts run these parties like a fine Hotel.They have all the amenities that a woman could dream about.

Reserve here for Thursday March 11th

Read the details of the private party held Aug. 6th, 2009

"I attended a T-Lu condo party last night for the first time. I was a lil unnerved since I expected that I may be the only single female present.

As you can imagine, everyone was very friendly. I intended to take it slow, and possibly only watch. That is not how it panned out, and I have no regrets about it. Had a fab time getting past the initial jitters, and an even more amazing time once I was in the full swing of it. ... hot movies playing in every room, some gear and toys, loved the soap and stack of washclothes...I get very wet very easily... and was coming from work...so I loved that I was able to clean up, swish some mouthwash...etc. it helped that I had an adorable, younger hot guy stand close to me while I watched a woman (or was it 2 women?) there were alot of limbs on the bed, get fucked... It didn't take long to have this "voyeur" on her knees sucking that lovely cock. Even after the panties and skirt came off, after my tits were exposed, I still needed to break often and head back to the kitchen...just to stop for a minute and assess whether what was going to happen next was something I wanted. Whenever I would get up and mosey away from some play (to go and "get some water"), it was always respected and I was very clear that I was a newbie. Although I offered up my tits and wanted a pearl necklace, all the men came into their condoms while fucking me."
- Client's review of the on-premise Rendez-vous Condo Party


Gang Bang Orgy
with Happy Hedonist & T-Lu.

Come experience a gang bang orgy in a very comfortable & safe environment. Your pleasure comes first at HH - Expect an edgy vibe. Big T will make sure that each man is specially selected. Thursday January 14th. Reserve here

How was the Gang-bang orgy? Well, here is what a few people reported back ...

"So hot, the windows and patio doors all fogged up." "There was a chorus of moans that erupted continuously from every room & corner!!"

Swinging Condo Party written by Story-Teller
"and the dancing chicks husbands didn't move but dave's wife who was sitting next to me had pulled my massive thirteen inch cock out into the air and was sucking the life out of it, ever so slowly and sweetly, making me moan. I warned her I had not orgasmed in about three months and that about a cup of cum would fill her mouth if she kept it up.

"Bring it on," she whispered awkwardly as she kept rolling those lipstick covered lips of hers up and down the top of my iron stiff shaft. She soon added her hand to the bottom of my cock and jerked and sucked so heavenly that I thought I might pass out at the wicked pleasure of it. I eventually pulled down her top and fondled her tits and then twisted my body with my legs upwards so my lips could start sucking on the moist clit that was pulsating and soon swollen with fabulous pleasure. The harder she sucked and jerked me the harder I sucked on her quivering pussy and she began squirming as she came in my face over and over." read on and on here


Make Sweet Cheeks your week-end retreat. Wanna have a lot of fun on the week-ends? Come on out to Sweet Cheeks Bar! We party every Friday & Saturday!!

Have you been seen lately? We are not only female oriented. If you're expecting a reserved crowd, it just ain't so. Every once in a while someone rocks in the flesh at Sweet Cheeks. Our vibe is open & cool. There's lots of people to get touchy-feely with. At HH we've an easy, unpretentious atmosphere to get into. People are jumping, hands everywhere, hips jiggling & there is no posing. This bunch knows how to have so much fun, & if you come early, you might even get rock star parking.

Located in Mississauga at Sweet Cheeks Bar & Grill,
at 1195 Meyerside Drive, 3 lights North of Hwy#401.

Friday nights at HH cater to couples & select singles who let loose from the work week.

We turn the lights way down & give you anonymity so you can do all the things you'd never do in the light.

These parties offer a naughty adventure & the crowd is far more edgy. Respectful Single Men are welcome at these dances.

Come, enjoy your own naughty adventure.

Dark & Deviant Fridays at Sweet Cheeks Bar, known as perverts paradise , has that magic atmosphere to draw Slut Puppies.

Everyone is convinced to let loose & have fun. The crowd is diverse with an open mind.

Friday December 25th ~ Closed - Happy Holidays!

Friday January 1st ~ Dark & Deviant Dance Party - #1 for 2010!

Saturday December 26th ~ Sexy Boots Party~ Skin tight with a short skirt!

Sunday December 27th - Sexy Sunday ~ It's a great way to extend your week-end fun over the holiday season because Monday is a Holiday!

Saturday January 2nd ~ PM Nipple Play - Flaunt your cleavage to the fellas!

HH® Annual New Years Eve Thursday, Dec. 31st.

First Time Single Male
Attending the club Saturday may not be so easy
for first time single males.

They now need to be pre-approved for entry to Sweet Cheeks on Saturday nights. A first time visit by a single male is best reserved for a Friday night and inquiries could be made with the door hosts about the screening process. Doorman has the right to be selective, ticket purchase will not guarantee entry if our doorman feels attire, attitude or his discretion says so.

Check out Saturday. Saturday prices are m/f cpl $30, single women $10, Men $40. Friday nights it's cheaper. *Some special events, like New Year's Eve, and Halloween cost a little more.

Payment for Friday & Saturday dances are made at the door. Doors open at 9:30pm every Friday & 9:00pm every Saturday. A clean, smart & neat dress code is in effect.

On Sunday when Monday is a Holiday, come check out our next Sexy Sunday dance at Sweet Cheeks is Dec. 27th. These dance parties are open to men & women of all sexual persuasions. Even the admission price is special on special Sundays.


Sweet Cheeks Dress code admittance for men.
'A collared shirt and dress slacks are the recommended attire for men and sexy club wear for Women.'

A proper dress code for men will be enforced at Sweet Cheeks dances every week-end. The HH brand of fun will only get better.

Please read carefully: Men are to be denied access if they are not dressed according to our dress code which means:

1. No sneakers, no ball caps, no track pants, no hoodies. Jeans are allowed as long as they are not ripped and not baggy.

3. If any man displays a negative attitude, EVEN if dressed properly, he is to be denied access.

4. Couples who wear any of the above will be allowed admission but they will be warned to dress to code the next time they come to the club.


Cock Sucking Slut

•The feel of a soft throbbing head on my tongue, slowly, slowly working my way down the shaft, taking the whole cock deep in my throat, the hand in my hair, guiding my head, deeper baby, my hands and tongue everywhere, finding the spots and movements that make him moan the loudest. I cant swallow it all, and it's dripping down the sides of my lips - and it hits the back of my throat, and I can taste it all night
Here is the rest:
Click Here to read all of this wildly erotic tale...

A Funny Bit!
I have to write about this or I will burst, last Saturday a couple came late and I told them the price was $30.00, they gave me twenty, I again mentioned thirty, he went out to the car and gave me a twenty five, I said sorry but it is thirty, my job is my job and I do it the way it is supposed to be done, he grabs the money and takes of with her in the club, but boy did I see action in the back on that pool table some of those girls sure are elastic and horny and the boys are sure helping that situation in the only way they can....wow what a sight.
by, Lana


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