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Wilderness
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:04 PM |
 
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Many times I have found myself looking for the perfect word to complete a thought (as insignificant as my thoughts can be) or sentence. Often I find that there are words or phrases that fit perfectly into my fucked up head that are not a part of day to day speech in the WASP community. I have always prided myself on staying with the times and being able to communicate effectively with today's youth. Therefore in an effort to help the HH community stay hip and trendy like me and Mrs Wilderness I will be passing on to you all, the Urban Word of the Day, as provided to me by www.urbandictionary.com
To jump start this thread, I shall post the last weeks worth of Urban Words of the Day. Enjoy and if you have any of your own, please feel free to add! |
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Wilderness
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October 07, 2006:
Lock It Up
A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.
Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake." |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:07 PM |
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October 08, 2006:
pour one out
To pour an alcoholic drink on the ground in tribute, typically to respect a dead or incarcerated friend. The drink symbolizes one which should have been enjoyed by the absent person.
After Jim died, his friends decided to pour one out whenever they drank together, in honor of his memory.
"One for me, and one for my fallen homies," Chris said, as he poured one out. |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:08 PM |
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October 09, 2006:
foleyed
to have an embarassing (probably sexual) [IM] conversation made public
Have you seen Liz today?
No, I think she's hiding out.
What happened?
Somebody posted her [cyber]s with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed. |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:09 PM |
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October 10, 2006: go ones
To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs or in a rap battle.
"If you think you're so good, let's go ones on the microphone and I'll school you." |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:09 PM |
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October 11, 2006:
road parrot
N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot! |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 07:10 PM |
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October 12, 2006:
Beast Mode
A [hype], energetic, outgoing, [wilding out] state of mind.
Whenever I hit Sweet Cheeks my mind goes into beast mode. |
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ClassyBroad
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Joined: Mar 05, 2003
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Location: Burlington
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Oct 12, 2006 - 08:56 PM |
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Had to read that last one twice - I could have sworn the first time it read "breast mode"    |
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Live life to the fullest -- Try anything once, Twice if you like it & Three times to make sure!! |
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Sandra
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Joined: Oct 03, 1999
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 12, 2006 - 11:20 PM |
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That means his quote would read.
"Whenever I hit Sweet Cheeks my mind goes into breast mode."
That, too, makes perfect sense to me. |
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"In a world full of caterpillars, it takes balls to be a butterfly." |
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Hard_Drive
Insatiable
Joined: Dec 30, 2005
Posts: 1755
Location: Toronto
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Oct 13, 2006 - 05:22 AM |
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Sandra
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Posts: 7596
Location: Toronto
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Oct 13, 2006 - 12:55 PM |
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Awesome stuff and pure Carlin. |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 13, 2006 - 03:09 PM |
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October 13, 2006:
low low
A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also [lowrider].
"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl" |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 15, 2006 - 02:26 AM |
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October 14, 2006:
I call bullshit
1. to call one out on a complete flasehood
"I am the coolest person in the world"
"I call bullshit"
2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation
"We've got a 15 page paper due tommorow, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"I call bullshit"
3. To have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
"George W Bush is a great president"
"I call bullshit" |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 15, 2006 - 09:22 PM |
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October 15, 2006:
Business
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business
*Bizness/Bidness |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 16, 2006 - 04:17 PM |
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October 16, 2006:
Tune Wedgie
A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.
I've got a Tune Wedgie. "Shake That Ass" by Eminem keeps playing over and over in my head.
Dude, stop singing that 50 Cent song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie. |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 17, 2006 - 02:24 PM |
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October 17, 2006:
third joke
A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny. It is possible for a truly unskilled individual to Third Joke on the second quip.
Wilderness: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!
Couple4U: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Stop-Me: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Wild and Cup (in unison): "Third Joke, Stop." |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Ruthy
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 17, 2006 - 02:55 PM |
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Wilderness,
I'm enjoying this. Check out the next e-news.  |
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Stay Happy
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couple4u
Insatiable
Joined: Dec 03, 2004
Posts: 5318
Location: oakville
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Oct 17, 2006 - 07:53 PM |
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For the record I would never say halibut tale! Please if you use my name on the message board you must talk too and get approval from my agent.  |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 17, 2006 - 08:06 PM |
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I spoke to Coreman your agent and he says I should bill you for the fucking Boston Pizza tune wedgie...
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me!
She showed me her room isn't it good, Norwegian Wood
I'm trying to work here people!!!  |
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couple4u
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Joined: Dec 03, 2004
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Location: oakville
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Oct 17, 2006 - 08:37 PM |
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Tune Wedgie.
Meaning...singing a Beatles song with ones mouth full of pizza, and spraying the chewed remnants on dining guest bald head.  |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 18, 2006 - 05:15 PM |
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October 18th, 2006:
bustin' cake
Taking a piss in a urinal that has that pink cake deodorizer caged up in the bottom. You must exert maximum force so as to drill into the cake flaking off as much as possible during the piss session.
It is normal to have a goal in mind such as: I'm going to be first to bust through the cake, or I'm going to make pink lemonade.
Also known as "going to bust cake", "waging war on the cake", "making the cake pay", and "ruining the birfday cake".
I'm looking forward to bustin' cake, my bladder is so full my back teeth are floatin. |
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Wilderness
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Joined: Jan 11, 2006
Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 19, 2006 - 02:27 PM |
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October 19, 2006:
geek cred
Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.
1."Experimenter complimented me on my InuYasha t-shirt. And then we had a discussion about which of the movies was the best. Major geek cred on both our parts."
2."XP, are you telling me that you have the un-edited original trilogy ripped from the laser discs? That's like, plus 10 geek cred" |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
Joined: Jan 11, 2006
Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 20, 2006 - 04:10 PM |
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October 20, 2006:
bring it back
To tell the DJ to "bring that song back." In other words, to request for an encore.
Mrs Couple4U loves Shake that Ass so much she told the DJ to bring it back three times!!
Yo yo MCJ, can you get Chris Kaos to bring back that last song dude, it was off da hook!! |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 20, 2006 - 04:14 PM |
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Bonus Word for Friday Oct 20th
Off da hook
Expression that means, "better than good." When you are bangin a freak, you must take the phone off da hook to avoid interruption, so the literal definition of "off da hook" means "better than sex" but people use it similar to "off the charts."
The party last nite was the shizzle, there were so many hot chicks it was off da hook.
Yo man, I was dancin with this smokin hot blonde the other night at Sweet Cheeks with half naked nymphos all over each other right next to us on the dance floor...the whole experience bro was off da hook! |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 21, 2006 - 09:28 PM |
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October 21, 2006:
salted
When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.
Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
The Soc drawer thought they had salted me...turns out they have no salt!
Overheard last night at Sweet Cheek "Wilderness man, you really salted the haters on the message board!" |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 22, 2006 - 03:12 PM |
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October 22, 2006:
Crumpify
To Fornicate with a "Fugly."
Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.
Hey did you see that Yahater couple at Sweet Cheeks the other night? How could she crumpify like that? |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 23, 2006 - 01:44 PM |
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October 23, 2006:
dramarama
A situation where one or more individuals choose to take a relatively benign event and turn it into a huge drama.
The result when certain individuals put effort into taking a minor happening and presenting it as though it were a big deal.
This often involves a lot of high pitched screams or expressions of outrage, the narrowing of eyes, forced tears, threats of various kinds, phone calls, email, blogging, etc..
It is not uncommon for a dramarama to become known to a vast amount of people within a very short time.
"Jan turns most events in her life into a dramarama."
"Don't drag me into your current dramarama missy!"
"I heard the feces and urine got so deep in the Soc drawer this weekend that SOC pulled a total dramarama on Yahater!" |
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Wilderness
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 24, 2006 - 01:51 PM |
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October 24, 2006:
Drunk MySpace
Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication.
To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.
<Yahater> Oh man! I think I drunk myspaced SOC last night, maybe I can go back and delete my comment before he reads it...
<Bookworm> Yeah, you might want to do that, you were pretty trashed dude! If he reads what you said about cleaning up his own feces and urine, you'll be eating through a straw. |
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Wilderness
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 25, 2006 - 07:42 PM |
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October 25, 2006
ego wall
A wall, usually in a professional's office, covered with an inordinate number of framed diplomas, certificates, and other tokens of academic achievement. The sheer number of items implicitly speaks to the superior skill or intelligence of the professional who earned them. This outward display mirrors and reinforces the professional’s perception of self, or ego.
The lawyer's clients more easily parted with their money upon seeing the ego wall in his office.
I noticed the walls in the Soc Drawer have been smeared with feces and urine. I think it is some sort of sick ego wall. |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 26, 2006 - 03:50 PM |
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October 26, 2006:
Bromance
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.
Mr Cup: Ah, Wilderness!!! I can't believe you played over an hour of Beatles tunes on the video chat for me the other night!
Mr Wilderness: It was my pleasure Cup...Anything for you!!
Mr Cup: You sure know how to bromance me dude!! |
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter...and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss-
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 26, 2006 - 04:00 PM |
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October 26 BONUS WORD
pearl necklace
The glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Stop Me: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."
Sandra: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my melons with your steaming hot man goo? |
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couple4u
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Joined: Dec 03, 2004
Posts: 5318
Location: oakville
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Oct 26, 2006 - 09:51 PM |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 27, 2006 - 03:06 PM |
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October 27, 2006:
Alcoholiday
Holidays that end up being more about parties and getting drunk, rather than their intended meaning.
I can't wait for the three day weekend, it's my favorite alcoholiday.
Christmas used to be fun before Mom started drinking again...now it is just another alcoholiday! |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 28, 2006 - 01:18 PM |
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Oct 28, 2006
Rock Star parking
Parking directly across from or next to the doorway or entrance to a nightclub or other entertainment venue.
I'm not driving to the store to get you gum. I don't want to give up my rock star parking spot.
Look at Funcupp go man...they always get rock star parking!! |
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Wilderness
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 29, 2006 - 11:59 PM |
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Oct 29, 2006
guitar face
The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.
Man, that solo was sweet but he had total guitar face going on.
The band is great, but the bass player, when he makes that guitar face, I get moist between my legs! |
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beckandjack
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 74
Location: tweed
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Oct 30, 2006 - 03:24 AM |
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SPLOOGE --- providing some emphasis beyond the usual "cum in pants" routine, exemplifies spontaneous pantaloon eruptions
What I typically do, normally all over the keyboard and or monitor, when:
viewing a particularly hot profile pic, eg aps-couple
when illy talks dirty in chat
everytime kate beckinsale pulls on those leather pants
missus sled cpl says "jackie" |
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" It's an acquired taste..."
H. Lector M.D.
" ..I'll speak slowly if you're on something, or faster if you're not"
M. Good |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Oct 30, 2006 - 09:34 PM |
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Oct 30, 2006
break the seal
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage. Once you break the seal, you will then be pissing every 10-15 minutes.
Illuminated: Uh oh, I think it's time to break the seal.
Twisted Tree: You know Lummy, if you do, you'll be in the bathroom every 10 minutes.
Classybroad: You off to the washroom again DJ Kaos?
DJ Kaos: Yup CB...broke the seal an hour ago!
Classybroad: Need a hand in there?
DJ Kaos: You know it baby! |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Location: Toronto
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Oct 31, 2006 - 03:46 PM |
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Oct 31st, 2006
Ag Angel
A woman, or anal receptive male if angel enough, who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos.
Once the zucchini crop came in, the Ag Angels knew they were in for a long and pleasurable night.
For Halloween, I dressed up in white with wings, stuck a cucumber up my ass and went as an Ag Angel!! |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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November 01, 2006
fauxmo (short for fauxmosexual) (pronounced FOMO as in False Homo)
1. Straight men who act, look, and dress as if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.
Look at that guy Joe who works the door at Sweet Cheeks. He has so many women all over him because they think he is gay. What a fauxmo!
2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. Comic hilarity usually ensues. See: Any movie starring [Matthew Perry].
If Coreman doesn't get some action soon from the Nottymilf, he's gonna turn into a fauxmo!
3. A hetrosexual man who is very much in touch with his feminine side. Will have manicures and pedicures, happily wear pink, book days at the spa. Sometimes mistaken for being gay because of high fashion sense and personal hygiene habits Another way to say Metrosexual.
JohnD is always so well groomed, and always dressed in designer threads. He has a fauxmo factor or 9! |
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Wilderness
Verified Couple
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Posts: 3149
Location: Toronto
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Nov 02, 2006 - 03:28 PM |
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November 2nd, 2006
Muffin Jumper or Jumping the Muffin
Someone who constantly mistakes harmless flirting or friendly gestures by a person of the opposite sex, for that person's desire to have sex with them. Typical muffin jumpers are always making fools out of themselves by miscontruing a persons intentions. In some cases overly aggressive muffin jumpers find themselves in handcuffs.
Shannon asked Nate to come over to watch a movie tonight and I saw him down at the pharmacy scoring some sheaths. She obviously doesn't know he is a muffin jumper.
Dude I felt so stupid last night. Barb asked me to come over to "help with homework". I got undressed and crawled into her bed bro! Turns out she really needed help with homework! I totally jumped the muffin on her. Now she is gonna tell the whole school. |
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